rating every book Lisa Simpson reads in The Simpsons on how inappropriate they are for an 8 year old

Now this is an actual children's book and this is what inspired the Netflix adaptation Anne with an E. So I think this gets five Lisa heads. This is very much what you would expect an eight year old to read.

However, I do have to say, I do have mixed opinions on this. Basically on one hand, it's a lovely story about friendship, and farmyard animals, the spider and the pig looking out for each other. But the story is basically about how Wilbur the pig is due to be slaughtered.

Emma and Northanger Abbey are the best Jane Austen novels. I will die on this hill. Austen is a legend.

Now that's fun. So, on one hand, these are fairytales and some of the most iconic and well-known fairytales of all times. but these stories by The Brothers Grimm are actually quite gruesome, and twisted, and dark.

Leaves of Grass is about life, and death, and democracy, and individualism. And honestly, it's going to get 3.5 Lisa heads from me because I feel like it's relatively child appropriate.

Emma and Northanger Abbey are the best Jane Austen novels. I will die on this hill. Austen is a legend.

The book is very good though, although it's completely absurd. And I would recommend. That is an iconic book.

This is a book for people who are mentally unstable and suffice to say, I loved it. I think this is one of those books that you just never, ever forget reading.

As part of my degree, I had to read The Crying of Lot 49, which is also by Thomas Pynchon. And it's like a 10th of the length and it was still enough to put me off for life.

I love Emily Dickinson. We are putting the simp in Simpsons for Emily Dickinson.

Weirdly, I have actually read this exact book for my A-level history coursework. And so, I think I'm going to give it three Lisa heads, because obviously it's important to teach young children about German history, but you know, eight years old might be a little bit tender.