The Lava in My Bones by Barry Webster, I gave a three. I think when I did a little like mini update on TikTok, I said that it was a four, and I was mistaken. This was a three.
The Lava In My Bones (2012)
"A frustrated Canadian geologist studying global warming becomes obsessed with eating rocks after embarking on his first same-sex relationship in Europe. Back home, his young sister is a high-school girl who suddenly starts to ooze honey through her pores, an affliction that attracts hordes of bees as well as her male classmates but ultimately turns her into a social pariah. Meanwhile, their obsessive Pentecostal mother repeatedly calls on the Holy Spirit to rid her family of demons. The siblings are reunited on a ship bound for Europe where they hope to start a new life, but are unaware that their disguised mother is also on board and plotting to win back their souls, with the help of the Virgin Mary."--Publisher.
- ISBN:
- 9781551524788
- Length:
- 341 pages
Genres: fantasy
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